2PM: Festivities begin. The house is packed with thirty five Italians and my friend Francine. She did the head count.

I'm sort of upset at the fact that my cousins ate all the pigs in a blankets.
2:14PM: My uncle sits me down and asks me how school is going. "Everything is fine; I'm doing really well in school."
His response: "Have fun, Eugenia, you only have one more year left. When I was in college, there were some days I woke up and didn't know what school I went to."
2:20PM: Everyone sits down for the first phase of the meal. Lasagna. I'm twenty years old and I still sit at the kids table. My cousin has a fit because we aren't sitting in the order he wanted us to. I give him a piece of bread and butter and tell him to calm down.
2:30PM: Lasagna has been served. My three year old cousin, Stevie, confides to me that he is Buzz Lightyear.
2:45PM: I'm obsessed with Steven, therefore whenever I see him, I take a million pictures. He has learned to deal with it.


3:15PM: The first food wave is over.
Since Steven is the baby, he is subject to the typical boy roughness. I guess since he is now three, the rough housing begins.


Another uncle of mine says to me, "You have matured alot. You are a lot better than you're cousins."
I said, I know this.
He laughed.
3:35PM: I just snagged my parents for a holiday photo.

3:45PM: While sitting around digesting and waiting for stuffed mushrooms and artichokes, my cousin Vinny decides to speak like Borat.

We are discussing how I love FGCU and my sorority, with his answers not straying very far from the "very nice" line that Borat made famous.
4:15PM: The cousins were whining about playing Nintendo Wii. While they argue about who plays before who, I fell asleep on the couch for a good half an hour.
4:55PM: I just got woken up by Steven yelling "TO INFINITY...AND BEYOND"
4:56PM: I have decided to take him outside to burn off some of the energy. He is running in circles.
5:15PM: I was really afraid "To Infinity and..." was going to end in a broken leg.

5:30PM: I swear, there is not much difference between my cousins who are nineteen and three.


...but I love them all anyway.

6PM: Another course is served. Lamb, pork, asparagus, potatoes, salads. I'm trying to explain to my aunt how wireless internet works. With no success. I wont eat lamb because it makes me think of the show I watched when I was little called Lamb Chop's Play Along.
Francine just leaned over to me and says "I just realized. You are the only girl."
Out of fifteen cousins, I am indeed the only girl.
6:30PM: Chocolate pudding pie, scones, canolies, and chocolate covered strawberries are now on the counter. Fair game. I got in there quick. My cousin Vincent is upset because Steven has resorted to calling him "T-rex" instead of his name. I don't know why.
7PM: An uncle is producing a fine display of debauchery. He is yelling something about politics. It is time for me to go.